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The New Pop Culture Optimism

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. … Read more

Game of the Year 2021

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. The other day the grass … Read more

My favorite hotel game

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me … Read more

One side of this galaxy

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. I care. So, … Read more

May the Force be with you

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to … Read more

Doom Eternal has a New Trailer

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. … Read more

This Skyrim Mod Mimics

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. … Read more

Diplomatic mission to Alderaan

What?! Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? As you wish. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Red Five standing by. The other day the grass was brown, now … Read more